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Emmanuella- Mark Angel Comedy

Post by Admin on Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:20 am

A female class teacher was having a problem with
a boy in her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to
the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some
questions from Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to
Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and
the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have
only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out
soft and sticky?
*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before
he could stop the answer, the boy was taking
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me
down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent.
*The principal was looking restless*
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you are bored. The best man always has me
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,
I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I
come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: O MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and
if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in
some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his
and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Chinekeme!!.
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is
responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh
of relief and said to the Madam,
"Send this BLOODY boy to the university...
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!"

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